Corporate Burnout

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WHAT YOU'RE BUYINGA fully built Shopify print-on-demand store in the workplace satireniche. Theme, products, and backend automation are done — you connectyour ad account and start selling.━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━THE BRANDDomain: vantageorigin.comNiche: Workplace satire / corporate humorModel: Print-on-demand via Printify (zero inventory, zero fulfillment)Products: 25 live t-shirts, custom designs━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━STORE FEATURES✅ Custom-built Shopify theme (coded from scratch, not a template)✅ 25 products live with Printify-generated mockups✅ Complete brand identity: logo, name, tone, color system, typography✅ Brand Story section + Why Choose Us / value propositions section✅ All required pages live: About, FAQ, Contact, Shipping, Returns,Privacy Policy, Terms of Service, Track Order✅ Product, Organization, and CollectionPage schema markup (SEO)✅ Interactive size guide with "find my size" calculator✅ Country-based shipping calculator✅ FAQ chatbot + live chat widget✅ Real countdown timer (resets daily, tied to a live free-shipping offer)✅ Collection-based product recommendations✅ Judge.me-ready review system (honest empty-state — no fake reviewsor inflated ratings anywhere on the site)━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━BACKEND AUTOMATION — 16 ACTIVE SHOPIFY FLOW WORKFLOWS✅ New order internal notification✅ Abandoned checkout recovery✅ Cancel high-risk orders automatically✅ Tag customer's first order✅ Tag orders by sales channel✅ Organize customers by lifetime spend tier✅ Welcome VIP customers✅ Win-back customers✅ Upsell customers after first purchase✅ Send daily out-of-stock product summary✅ Send unfulfilled orders report✅ Low-stock and out-of-stock alerts✅ Large/irregular order quantity alerts✅ Workflow error monitoring✅ Welcome new subscribers with discount email━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━EMAIL AUTOMATION — 9 ACTIVE SHOPIFY EMAIL FLOWS✅ Complete your order (abandoned checkout recovery)✅ We saved your cart for you (abandoned cart recovery)✅ Welcome to Corporate Burnout (new subscriber discount)✅ Welcome to the VIP club✅ Thank you! (post-purchase)✅ You might also love these... (post-purchase upsell)✅ We miss you! (win-back)✅ We're happy to see you again (returning visitor)✅ Pick up where you left off (browse abandonment)━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━FRONTEND ENGAGEMENT (JavaScript, on-site)✅ New visitor welcome popup with active discount code✅ Exit-intent offer popup (all pages)✅ Abandoned cart reminder bar (reads real, live cart contents)✅ Checkout abandonment exit-intent popup✅ Returning visitor recognition✅ Scroll-depth free-shipping reminder✅ Time-on-site loyalty discount offerAll 4 discount codes referenced across the site are live and verifiedin Shopify Discounts — nothing references a code that doesn't work.━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━BONUS PACKAGE INCLUDED✅ Brand Guidelines (voice, colors, typography, copy examples)✅ 30-Day Launch Playbook✅ 3 TikTok scripts, ready to film✅ Meta Ad template (copy-paste ready)✅ Owner's Manual (day-to-day operations guide)✅ Analytics setup guide (Google Analytics + Meta Pixel — setupsteps included, not yet connected)━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━HOW IT MAKES MONEYPrint-on-demand via Printify:Customer orders → Printify prints and ships → you collect the margin.No inventory, no warehouse, no fulfillment staff.━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━WHY THIS NICHEWorkplace burnout / anti-corporate humor is a proven, evergreenmicro-niche — gift-friendly, meme-friendly, and works across TikTok,Instagram, and Pinterest.━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━SOCIAL MEDIANo social accounts have been created yet — this is intentional.The brand name, niche content strategy, and ready-to-film TikTokscripts (included in the bonus package) are set up for the buyerto launch under their own accounts from day one.━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━WHAT THE BUYER NEEDS TO DO1. Connect your own Printify account (~10 minutes)2. Set up a payment gateway3. Run your first ad or postEverything else is already built and tested.Note: The store is currently on Shopify's Grow plan promotional rate($1/mo through October 24, 2026). Standard Grow plan pricing($72/mo) applies after that date — factor this into your operatingcosts.━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━TRANSFER INCLUDES✅ Full Shopify store transfer✅ Custom domain (vantageorigin.com)✅ [email protected] email account✅ All theme files and custom code✅ All 16 Shopify Flow workflows + 9 email automation flows✅ 25 product listings with mockups✅ Brand assets (logo, favicon)✅ Complete bonus package (guides, scripts, templates)━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━NOTES- Pre-revenue — priced accordingly as a launch-ready asset, not anestablished store with sales history- The [email protected] email account will be transferredwith the sale, ready to use