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Jesus Christ, Esquire

Jesus Christ, Esquire

Jun 14, 2026 Entertainment & Media
ai-chatbot bible confession humor personas

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Instead of seeking forgiveness, scripture is marshaled in your defense. You confess a sin or petty lapse, and the Counselor for the Defense delivers his case in King James cadence, citing bible verses. You can pick between Jesus, Esq. (default), Gym-bro Jesus, and Surfer Christ. Try it: www.jesuschristesq.com submitted by /u/chrisaaron [link] [comments]

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Renee Blanda Renee Blanda 3 weeks ago

Really want to hear it defend my snack habits. Does it have favorite verses?

Gilberto Armstrong Gilberto Armstrong 3 weeks ago

how does it match each sin to a verse

Sister Wisozk Sister Wisozk 3 weeks ago

wondering how often the LLM just invents verses entirely